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How To Talk Like a Real Skateboarder

By Andres Pachon

A. Pachon, a journalist and skateboard addict, is a full-time writer for SHIT® Magazine.

 

Jargon is a particular way of speaking a language. There are professional groups like doctors, lawyers or athletes that use specific terminology and words. In skateboarding, we have our own jargon/language as well. Sometimes it is hard to understand what we are saying, and it can be even harder to learn to talk like one of us, so if you are just starting with this SHIT® this is for you.

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COMMON PHRASES AND TERMS THAT YOU NEED IN THE SKATEPARK

Sketchy - Definitely a negative word. It can be used to...

- Describe a skate spot. (Ex. A rail that was bent and rusty)

- Describe a person. (Ex. Some guy trying to get you to come and talk to him in a dark alley)

- Describe the landing. (Ex. Someone almost falls when they land a trick. Usually, a person shakes in an abnormal way/does repetitive small kickturns to regain their balance.)

- Newb or Newbie- A Beginner. (So I see you must be a newbie, huh dude?)

- Sick - The connotation varies. Sometimes used to describe something that was awesome. Other times it is used to say something was really horrible.

- Insane - Way crazier than sick

- Stoked - Really excited or happy about something.

- Pop - Slamming the tail of your board into the ground (what must be done to do most tricks). Can also be used to describe how well your board pops up when the tail is smacked into the ground (Ex. A board that doesn't go very high would be described as having bad pop. Boards that go high would have good pop.)

- Nose - The front of a board.

- Tail - The back of a board.

- Dude - Can be used as a pronoun (Ex. Did you see what that dude just did?). Also, it can be used as an interjection (Ex. (You get slapped) Dude!)

- Chick - Girl

- Clean - A perfect landing. Clean is the total opposite of sketchy.

- Crash - Sleep

- Poser - Someone who says that they are better than anyone, when really they can barely do anything.

- Rad - Something really cool, like sick

- Sicker than sick

- Douche - Someone uncool, a loser.

- Knarly – Cool

 

 

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2. YES, SOME TRICKS HAS ALSO ALTERNATIVE NAMES, THOSE NAMES AREN'T USED VERY OFTEN BUT HERE SOME EXAMPLES:

- Frontside 360 heelflip - Laser flip

- Varial double kickflip - Nightmare flip

- 360 flip - Tre-flip

3. SARCASM CAN BE A VERY COOL WAY OF EXPRESSING OURSELVES SO TRY TO USE IT FREQUENTLY

- Bogart- To hog something, not share (ex. (Don't bogart the chips dude)

- Snake- To skip or someone who skips you when skating in order (That dude is a total snake)

- Steeze- Style, it comes from "style with ease"( That dude has some steeze)

- Grommets- A Grommet or Grom is a kid (usually under the age of 12) who is usually (but not necessarily) new to skateboarding.

- ABD- acronym stands for Already Been Done

- Max out- To do every trick on (Dude Dustin maxed out that rail so anything u do on it is ABD)

- Chill- To be calm/cool

- Chillax- To be calm/cool and relaxed 

 

 

Read also: Dress For Skate: How To Look Like a Real Skateboarder

Read also: How To Develop Your Own Skateboarding Style

 

 

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